Пн, 19:07: Positive Monday paid off but it was tough. Doubt I could pull off another Pollyanna moment without sniffing glue.
Вт, 12:00: In theory having the morning off would've been perfect for xmas shopping. In practice I've been in bed all morning,reading. What a disgrace!
Вт, 15:11: Students have started to suspect that when I enthusiastically encourage them to spend their holidays in the UK 'tis only to get Flake bars.
Вт, 15:13: But to be fair, I'd be equally as happy if they returned with Terry's chocolate oranges. Or with Jaffa Cakes.
Пн, 19:37: Lately I find myself getting more&more easily impatient when conversations turn into an exercise in stating the obvious.
Вт, 01:18: In an attempt to elevate myself I hereby swear to never say again "f*ck off and die". I'll say "Drop into the rotten mouth of death" instead
Wed, 23:03: Hm. Seems like the cold war is finally over. Negotiations should soon be open. Next time I'm in a fight or flight scenario I'll surely fly.
Thu, 00:48: @eohiggins Why thank you sir! Perhaps some modesty would be more suitable, but I'm not one to object to kind things being said about me!
Thu, 18:35: Witnessed live reaction to WSI's new campaign poster: laughter & comments on baby's real age. C'mon people, my wages depend on it! #Wall ...
Fri, 20:06: Roy Orbison singing for the lonely Hey that's me and I want you only Don't turn me home again I just can't face myself alone again #rand ...
Fri, 20:33: This queue feels like disneyland. 'cept I don't even get to ride a roller-coaster at the end of it.